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WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA im so lonely

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dividings:

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

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notsafe4sanity:

i-crush-everything:

May your enemies step on of these hybrids.

Satan has outdone himself this time…

notsafe4sanity:

i-crush-everything:

May your enemies step on of these hybrids.

Satan has outdone himself this time…

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plamki:

catbountry:

wolfpangs:

canni8al:

ashlyniscool:

hedgehogsareprettycute:

slugbox:

raikissu:

thebrigeedarocks:

itrybutitshows:

Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf

Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.

REVERSE.

SNOWGLOBE.

imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.

This bed is not for fucking in.

this bed is definitely for fucking in.

imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.

imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.

Goddammit Tumblr.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!

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blondewavyhair:

what the actual fuck

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mialayla:

twistedtorture:

if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.

I don’t have a favorite post on Tumblr, I don’t have things that I ‘always’ reblog.

But this is one thing I love seeing on my dash, I love having it on my blog, it really helps to calm me down and its amazing.

well this came on my dash at the right time

(Source: seutae, via sugarweregoinghardcore)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person

I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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pamperedmoose:

ocean beach, california

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People are like refrigerators.

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face,

because what truly matters is

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

(Source: thewalkingcontradiction, via meaghandowling)

jackinq:

australianwbu:

A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.

this is the cutest thing ever
omg

I thought that was a crown at first.

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writeinwhite:

I came home and walked in on my mom using my iPad to take this picture of our chicken..

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